If I'm working this hard in the morning, I'd prefer it be because my man has woken me up with an eight-inch nudge.

Erin McCarthy
About This Quote

This quotation is a sarcastic response to the idea that women would prefer to be woken up by a man. If she happens to be in a relationship and her man is waking her up early, then she would probably prefer that he does so with an eight-inch nudge instead of the normal five-inch nudge.

Source: Hard And Fast

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